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Posted on 16th Sep at 5:51 PM, with 130,023 notes

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

Posted on 16th Sep at 12:43 PM, with 160,690 notes
rkaym94:

you smart, you very smart. Matter of fact, you a genius
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rkaym94:

you smart, you very smart. Matter of fact, you a genius

Posted on 16th Sep at 12:43 PM, with 19,048 notes
godsmacklemore:

Please read this poem I wrote in first grade
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godsmacklemore:

Please read this poem I wrote in first grade

Posted on 16th Sep at 12:42 PM, with 526,901 notes

merlinwasslytherin:

misterkevo:

theadventuresofpam:

Harry was the favorite kid and he wasn’t even an official part of the family

Because Molly knows exactly how the Dursleys treat him. There’s no way Ron wouldn’t tell her. And Molly Weasley is a Mother. She gets a capital M because she is goddamn phenomenal at what she does. When she hears Harry Potter is on the train to Hogwarts in Book 1, her reaction isn’t to be starstruck. It’s to say “that poor dear had to come here all on his own.” Molly Weasley loves harder than anyone. She loves like it’s her sole reason for being. And when she hears there’s a poor boy who has never known love his whole life… how could she not?

Tagged: #hp,
Posted on 16th Sep at 12:41 PM, with 25,983 notes

kidxforever:

Somewhere on planet earth

Right now

At this moment

Somebody

Is

Riding dick

Shout out to the them

Posted on 16th Sep at 12:40 PM, with 62,500 notes

eastcoastalvibes:

daeneryus:

"i understand women have it bad but men have it bad too"

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"i mean, women are almost equal to men as it is"

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"i’m not a feminist, i believe in equality"

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It’s perfect

Posted on 16th Sep at 12:37 PM, with 23,737 notes

just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point

Posted on 16th Sep at 12:36 PM, with 12,497 notes

Alex realizing he lost his comb (◕‿◕✿)

Tagged: #am,
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