petition for hank green to write a song entitled ‘benedict cumberbatch’ in which he lists all of the names we can give benedict cumberbatch and still understand that it’s benedict cumberbatch
make hank green find the thing
(via iforgotmytampon)
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
(via stylinwho)
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
As a boy I can confirm that when I see spaghetti straps my hunger knows no bounds
(via s-i-g-h-lence)
THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA IS IN ITALY
IT’S ITALICIZED
This may be one of the stupidest posts I’ve ever seen
ITALICIZED
(via chemobyl)